Daniel Martin

Thanks for the support everyone

Listen. LISTEN. Don’t look at me like I’m the crazy one when Animal Crossing is clearly a front for raccoon-led economic warfare. Tom Nook is not a shopkeeper, he is the IMF in disguise, handing you a mortgage with no interest but eternal psychological debt. And people still clap like seals when he says, “Your loan is paid off!”—bro, that’s not freedom, that’s indoctrination! And don’t think I didn’t notice how Skyrim has been released more times than I’ve had birthdays. They’re gonna release it on microwaves soon. You’ll be heating up your leftover pizza and—BAM—Todd Howard’s voice: “It just works.” Meanwhile, I still can’t get Half-Life 3, but oh, don’t worry, let’s have 47 editions of Just Dance. Yeah, because what I needed was Shakira in 4K ray tracing. And the streaming services—oh my GOD—there are too many. Netflix, Hulu, Disney+, Apple TV, Peacock, Paramount+, MAX, UltraMaxPlusExtraTurboDeluxe, like what’s next, Taco Bell Presents: A Streaming Platform where they drop Crunchwrap Supreme documentaries in IMAX? And you can’t even find what you want! I spent more time scrolling than actually watching—this is a side quest disguised as entertainment. Don’t you SEE the pattern? Pop culture is eating itself alive like a snake chewing its own tail, except the snake is wearing Yeezys and trying to sell me a $200 Funko Pop at Comic-Con. Remember when MTV used to play music? NOW it’s just reruns of reality shows where people throw wine at each other and cry about hot tubs. And video game movies? Don’t even talk to me. They’ll adapt Tetris before they do Metal Gear Solid justice. TETRIS. “Block goes down, drama ensues.” Oscar bait incoming. And don’t even get me started on Fortnite. Every time I blink, there’s a new crossover: Ariana Grande fighting the Predator with a lightsaber while Travis Scott performs a concert on the moon. It’s not a game anymore—it’s a multiversal theme park powered by microtransactions and regret. I SWEAR, in 10 years, the entire world economy will run on V-Bucks, and no one will even question it.

Good luck from NL!

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As my dying wish, please be the man Gus won't and step up to play Persona 5 Royal

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I don't get what all the fuss is about, Persona 5 Royal is a great game and I would recommend any like minded individual to experience its experience. P.S. Do you think Katy Perry was in possession of a feline's eye when she sung "I have the eye of a tiger" in her hit single "Roar"? P.S.2 (Playstation 2), Also, Katy Perry expresses violent tendencies toward single people?